Today I managed to sleep in until 11am. This is not excess - I was awake until 5am in a drunken blur, tossing and turning. No dreams of her. But I did dream a plane crashed outside my house and I watched it blow up. Meaningful? Nah.

Watched The Railway Children. As a child you don't notice that the actors playing Bobby and Phyllis are nearly old enough to draw their pension, but I did today, and it's annoyed me, so I'm going to read the damn thing in a huff as soon as I get off here. About 1am then.

Also watched Dracula. Don't get me started on that one.

Actually I will. I adore this novel. As a rule I avoid adaptations because they always get me riled up (Kiera Knightley as Elizabeth Bennett? Christ almighty), and this was no exception. Don't mess about with plot. Don't pointlessly change character names. Don't kill people off that actually should muddle on until the end. Don't introduce syphilis! Much better they had done this as a two-parter and stuck to the point slightly. Don't mess with my Gothic literature. 6/10, see me.

The creative geniuses who wrote this test have declared I am 41% lesbian. Sigh. I have no words for this.

I can also confirm that cheese makes the tip of my nose itch and like hell. I've suspected this for about a year, and now after careful observation and recording, I have proved it to be true, and that Cheddar is the main culprit. Also, cheap perfume has made my neck itch, and cheap earrings have made my ears itch. It is a day for itching and bitching.