Right! I give in! I can fight my own stubborness no longer, and I must add a 6th NYR!

6) Stop being so damn fat.

Ok. There. I said it.

I shall develop my own program.

Step 1)

Stop eating so much chocolate.
This will happen as soon as the enormous pile of edible gifts so gratefully received this Christmas have been consumed.
Estimated start date: February 15th 2007.

Step 2)

Get moving.
Ah. Problem. REALLY don't like to move further than necessary.

Well technically it isn't 2007 yet. I can strike it from the list.