1. Are you going to heaven or hell?
Purgatory, endless Limbo. Story of my life.
2. Would you want a trick or a treat?
Treat me. Trick me and it shall be your last act, small child.
3. Do you wear silver or gold jewellery?
Being allergic to rubbish, it's white gold for me.
4. Politically would you have been a Cavalier or a Roundhead?
I'd have been the peasant that nicked the money bags of the dead and prised out their gold teeth.
5. Which do you prefer, dogs or cats?
Dogs, who can actually prefer a creature that holds you in utter disdain?
6. Which would be your takeaway of choice - Chinese or Indian?
Chinese, bring on noodle heaven.
7. Have you angels or demons?
DEEEEMONS!
8. Do you prefer electric or acoustic guitars?
Acoustic
9. Would you like a fast car or motorbike?
Fast car. With heated seats. Acceleration makes me horny.
10. Do you watch TV or listen to the radio?
8 hours at work listening to Radio 2. 6 hours at home watching Channel 4.
11. Are you a sinner or a saint?
A saintly sinner. Always the quiet ones.
12. Do you prefer football or rugby?
Rugby has NO RULES! I don't get it AT ALL! I don't like either.
13. Do you think with your head or your heart?
Heartheartheart.
14. Are you using a laptop or PC?
PC at work.
15. Would you rather be married or single?
Single in long term relationship that won't end. Figure that one out.
16 Do you believe in resurrection or reincarnation?
Give me proof. Ditto deities and aliens and krakons.
17 Are you more at home on the land or on the sea?
Land. Lacking in the fins and gills department.
18 Do you prefer to see the sunrise or sunset?
Sunset, day over, chalk it up.
19 Do you drink pints or shorts?
Cheap white wine, duh
20 Do you like members of the opposite sex hairy or shaven?
Wow...I'm so not answering this question 
