Grasp letter opener, rip rip, unfold, read:
Do u consider yourself to have a disability?: Does poverty qualify?
Please circle the appropriate response where 6 indicates 'very satisfied' and 1 'not satisfied':
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 BY DEFAULT
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU OFFEND ON THE WAY UP, YOU MIGHT MEET THEM ON THE WAY DOWN!
If you recieved an award from the Fund, has this made a positive impact on the continuation of your course?: Polar opposite!
If you were unsuccessful, did u appeal?: Yes - and the facist's turned me down again, I wouldnt be surprised if your staff were embezzling from the fund, you gave me an award the first year. inconsistent. diagnosis = skint + dissatisfied. *large sad face*
Thank you for your help: NO, THANK YOU! charity begins at home! NAZI'S!
Tsk. Some people are never satisfied.
And there is no need for the apostrophe in facists or nazis. However, wouldn't does require one.
Moron.
I've figured out who this person is and my boss will not allow me to formulate a carefully worded response. This would apparently invalidate the anonymous nature of the questionnaire. I wish only to invite the cocksucker to come and say it to our faces.
Musn't upset the students. They might leave and go to Leeds.
