Jesus mary and joseph my boss is looking at my facebook profile.
This, my friends, is not good.
Posts archive for: 1 May, 2007
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Death of the toaster
@ 01/05/2007 – 08:24:31 am
It's gone, it's been taken, no tea cakes, but Gwen is happy as it isn't burning her neck anymore, so she gave me a sausage sandwich for a pound, and it's nice.
I am SO drunk right now.
Crumbs everywhere!
Hello quiet, dignified and reserved head of Counselling! I'm going to greet you like THIS! HELLO!
HELLO!!!!!!
Bring me peppermint tea on a tray with biscuit!
NOW!
Oh I definitely did jazz hands last night and I definitely fell over. But it was comfy down there, and I definitely found my shoe, as I'm wearing it now. My feet are dirty.
Bring on the meeting.
"Sapped has been working on some ideas for the online application system, haven't you?"
"Yes'm. It's a very bad idea. Students, generally, as a rule, can't add up very well. A biscuit, how kind".Yes that's how it'll go.
Oh I did the hairspray-deodorant thing today. It was funny. I thought it was a myth. People do it. I did it.
Slurp.
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