I never knew having to eat lasagne and peas from a polystyrene tray could be such a miserable experience. Shows me how much I know.
While eveyone else is tucking into their Ryvitas and vaginal yeast infection cottage cheese, I shall chase my vile lunch with CAKE.

Last night I dreamed dreamt dreameded that my flatmate's parent's bought her, her siblings and myself a dog. She got a small brown one. Her brother got a German shepherd. Her sister got a pug. They bought me Daniel Radcliffe. He was a really good pet. He sat on my bed in a navy dressing gown and got me a drink. I tried to explain to him that I had previously dreameded about owning Harry Potter, and now I did. He found it funny that I couldn't distinguish between them, adamant they were seperate people. I ruffled his hair and smiled knowingly.