Yesterday...

Me: You, Workmate, you're moving out of your flat this summer aren't you?
WM: Why yes, yes I am.
Me: When?
WM: Middle of Augustish.
Me: How wonderful. May I have your flat?
WM: Why...yes! Yes of course! Would you like to come round and look?
ME: Yes! When?
WM: Tonight! Yay!

Later...

Me and current Normal Flatmate: Why this is a lovely Flat. We shall take it.
WM: How wonderful!

Today...

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN THAT STUPID FLAT ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOORE! I WILL HAVE A BAAAAAAAAAAAATH! AND A GREAT BIG ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! AND A DINING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! AND A LIVING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM! AND A PLACE FOR THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH! AND I WON'T HAVE TO PUT ALL MY BELONGINGS IN ONE CUPBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD! AND I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS FOR TWO WEEKS BUT I REALLY DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! BECAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!