"There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex".
(H.G. Wells)
Right! I give in! I can fight my own stubborness no longer, and I must add a 6th NYR!
6) Stop being so damn fat.
Ok. There. I said it.
I shall develop ...